An effort to drive my sister MAD
A few days ago my sister sent me an email asking for some Halloween costume ideas for her and her boyfriend Ray. She was a little snarky in the email - I forget what she said but she started off insulting me or something. And she also included the fact that Ray needed to be comfy in his costume. So I thought this was a great opportunity to make her nutty. So I provided her with the following list.
Oh I was also high as balls as I had just been fired from my latest radio gig.
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Superman and Lois Lane
Hanz and Franz (I'm gonna PUMP you up)
George Bush and Saddam Hussein
Dad and Pura (my stepmother from hell who sued us)
The Clintons
Ghosts
Robbers
Woody and the cowgirl from New Toys (Toy Story 2)
Alligators
Fat people
Homeless people
McDonalds employees
Jews
Solid Gold dancers
Vampires
Donnie and Marie Osmond
Non-smokers
Corey Lidle and a plane (make sure Ray sees that one - Ray is a HUGE Red Sox fan)
Cats
Salt and Pepper
Salt and Pepa
Kiss
Dr. Phil and Oprah
The Honeymooners
Bonnie and Clyde
X-men
Sorority sisters
Babies
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My sister was not amused!
3 Comments:
Oh you missed the obvious! You forgot to put yourself and the numerous co-hosts you've been with: jackie and jake, jackie and the doghouse, jackie and jv, jackie and elvis, jackie and bonaduce, jackie and dipaolo, jackie and cabbie, jackie and rosenberg, jackie and nik, and jackie and danni. Come to think of it you should market a Jackie-the-radio-personality costume. It would of course be a limited edition item since your pairings don't seem to last too long... (ba-rum-bum)
How about...
The Mexican Fence and the Mexican day laborer that built the fence.
Or Nixon and Vietnam?
Or better yet, Vote or Die? Where one is the vote and the other one is die?
Those are my ideas.
did you tell her what color Donnie's socks need to be? bet not
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