Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Turn Off Your Radios

I am sad to report that my radio career has come to an end (for the time being...). I am no longer being considered for shows at FREE FM (WFNY). So feel free to cry, throw shit at your radio or drink yourself to sleep on a nightly basis. I have!

Thanks to all for the support and I will let you know if/when new radio adventures emerge!

xoxoxo,

Jax

Happy Gobble Gobble :)

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Jackie,

Sorry to hear that. After the Radio Chick's show, I always made it a point to listen to your shows. I loved how funny you were and uninhibited - kind of like the radio version of Jillian Barberie (that's a compliment by the way).

I don't think they utilized you very well towards the end, specifically teaming you up with Danni. I think your best work was when you were teamed opposite a male partner, the rapport seemed to be much better...

Joe W

2:22 PM  
Anonymous said...

i just burned my radio. i'll buy a new one when i know you'll be on it.

4:21 PM  
Preworn said...

Now I can only dream of hearing the Eastern European Baseball Detective and Retarded Cokehead ever again.

You made radio that much brighter for the times you were on.

Now go shove some turkey in your maw so you can have a nice foundation to lay the booze on top of, lady.

6:51 PM  
Anonymous said...

Are you f'ing serious? Have you heard the rejects trying out for the night spot? What a crap factory!!! Fuck!!! Goddamit!!! By the way, anyone know the best way to clean shit off my radio?

8:48 PM  
Anonymous said...

Siriusly, that sucks, siriusly.

9:29 PM  
lala the flying wingless unicorn said...

HEY jackie! i enjoyed your radio adventures, considering i could hear them, but now that you're not doing that anymore, i would like to know if you would like to come live with me..?
I have a large palace.We could go shopping and go eat at fancy restaurants and watch the 1993 Cuba Gooding Jr film 'Cool Runnings'!!!!
You can choose to live in 358 out of the 359 rooms i have in my large palace.

I wear a top hat.But i could not wear it if you want! ding.

you can have anything you want if you choose to live with me in my large palace.Unlimited weed, alcohol, and...

Unlimited Love.
(not in a creepy way though.)

if you really like radio alot, i can buy you a golden egg. But if you really like radio alot, i could buy you a radio station and you could perform your comedy on it. And then we could get another golden egg! doesn't sound like such fun?

Please take me up on my offer. i'm allergic to cats.

Sincerly,
Lord Moosensloosen The third.

P.S:remember..unlimited love. (still not in a creepy way)

1:11 AM  
lala the flying wingless unicorn said...

HEY jackie! i enjoyed your radio adventures, considering i could hear them, but now that you're not doing that anymore, i would like to know if you would like to come live with me..?
I have a large palace.We could go shopping and go eat at fancy restaurants and watch the 1993 Cuba Gooding Jr film 'Cool Runnings'!!!!
You can choose to live in 358 out of the 359 rooms i have in my large palace.

I wear a top hat.But i could not wear it if you want! ding.

you can have anything you want if you choose to live with me in my large palace.Unlimited weed, alcohol, and...

Unlimited Love.
(not in a creepy way though.)

if you really like radio alot, i can buy you a golden egg. But if you really like radio alot, i could buy you a radio station and you could perform your comedy on it. And then we could get another golden egg! doesn't sound like such fun?

Please take me up on my offer. i'm allergic to cats.

Sincerly,
Lord Moosensloosen The third.

P.S:remember..unlimited love. (still not in a creepy way)

1:11 AM  
lala the flying wingless unicorn said...

HEY jackie! i enjoyed your radio adventures, considering i could hear them, but now that you're not doing that anymore, i would like to know if you would like to come live with me..?
I have a large palace.We could go shopping and go eat at fancy restaurants and watch the 1993 Cuba Gooding Jr film 'Cool Runnings'!!!!
You can choose to live in 358 out of the 359 rooms i have in my large palace.

I wear a top hat.But i could not wear it if you want! ding.

you can have anything you want if you choose to live with me in my large palace.Unlimited weed, alcohol, and...

Unlimited Love.
(not in a creepy way though.)

if you really like radio alot, i can buy you a golden egg. But if you really like radio alot, i could buy you a radio station and you could perform your comedy on it. And then we could get another golden egg! doesn't sound like such fun?

Please take me up on my offer. i'm allergic to cats.

Sincerly,
Lord Moosensloosen The third.

P.S:remember..unlimited love. (still not in a creepy way)

1:11 AM  
jeffreymarxthespot said...

Sounds like its time to go running. See you next Tuesday!

No really, I really WILL see you next Tuesday. I swear I wasn't calling you a cunt.

3:57 PM  
Ben said...

Hey Jackie, sorry to hear you aren't on the air anymore. You are hilarious. Have you ever thought of dorking it up and podcasting? It's like a radio station on an iPod. I bet you would totally rock it, especially with your cus mouth.

If you need any advice, I've been rocking an audio podcast for 2 years and know how to get it organized. See you around.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous said...

Only the good die young.......

12:45 PM  
Anonymous said...

Drew
It's a sad day....
P.S Can I still blast you...

7:56 PM  
Jackie Clarke said...

thanks everyone you are all so great - except those of you who are creepy and you are AWESOME!!!!
I will keep you all posted!

11:32 AM  
Anonymous said...

That sucks, my wife is VERY disappointed, she really loved listening to you and Danni. I wonder what FREEFM is doing to danni as of Jan 07

12:52 PM  
Anonymous said...

great news!

8:37 AM  

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