Best Text Ever!
A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, sent me the best text ever:
"An angel left a little bag of coke in the hallway for me. I've got the biggest shit-eating grin on my face. WWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWW. It's been a while."
I was like WHO PICKS UP COKE OFF THE HALL FLOOR AND SNORTS IT? (Altho full disclaimer - I have found weed on the street and smoked it.) Well my friend does. He did his toots and was a very happy person.
Lucky bastard!
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the only time we're not total freaks about germs is when the help accidentally drops the weed on the garbage.
looking for weed in the garbage is such a looser thing to do. you feel like an heroin addict.
once I had this big life scene where I threw all my pot onto the W.C. Like, im not smoking anymore.
a nice chunk of weed ended up floating there like for a week. doing little circles.
love you jackie. greetings from Chile. We have a women president. yeeeeyyy.
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