Ray
I really tried to fight my urge to post on my sisters blog- I just had to when I read the previous...so this is my first and possibly last post- (I need to create my own so I can trash everyone I know- without them seeing it) Although you are all followers of the great Jackie posts, you may often wonder about....Ray (yes the one who barfed on me). Lemme give you a bit of back ground on Ray, he is in his 30's (upper that is) and origianlly from Rhode Island -which is comparable to New Jersey. He drives to Rhode Island on the weekends to get Hot Weiners (This is a type of hot dog), his haircut, oil changes, the every Friday night "With the boys" pub crawls with his middle aged friends. He knows every stat about every Red Sox player EVER- "Where were you you in the '75 game?" he'll ask me. He could tell you where he was for just about every game since he was 4. ugh it's annoying So.... the other night Ray and were watching T.V and he was flipping throught the guide to see whats on. He said "Ooh Professional Bull-Riding" I kinda looked at him funny and said "Ummmm okay" He said "sometimes when I come home on Friday nights (drunk) I either watch Professional Bull-Riding or The Lifetime Movie Network" Should I be worried? Nah it's Ray. I do however have to defend him with regards to the previous post. He/we may slightly be white trash- But I do have a sister (whom you may all know) who found a roll (don't know the correct term here) anyway- who found a roll on the street picked it up and smoked it EWWW (I just remembered it's called a joint!- geesh i'm slow) So that's my Ray in a nutshell- he's a real catch!


5 Comments:
Ali I am FINE with you spilling dirt on me and complaining. That was a TOP NOTCH post!
I hope more of these blog treats will be on their way! High-larious!
more posts ali!
I want to know how Ray decides whether to watch Professional Bull Riding or the Lifetime Movie Network.
And I can't imagine what you could post that you wouldn't want us to see anyway...
By the way - I once found a bag of weed in front of a police station that I took and smoked. Not a roll, I mean joint. GEESH!
Post a Comment
<< Home