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White Guy Rapping

There is nothing better than a white guy rapping on the 2/3 train. Oh wait. Yes, there is. When he sits down next to me and says, "Damn someone smells good. Smells like roses. On your whole body."

Thank you, you crazy motherfucker. Thank you!

Zulema from Project Runway in SHOWGIRLS!

I'm so excited that Zulema Griffin from Season 2 Project Runway is going to be guest-starring as TONY MOSS this week and next (Thursday, March 16 & 23) in "Showgirls the Best Movie Ever Made Ever"!

Tickets are available here.

Get ready!

Reason to love NYC #59

Watching 2 Japanese tourists watch a homeless man boldly urinate all
over West 47th St.

PS. 2 days after this pee incident I was on the subway and a cop told me to take my foot off of the edge of the seat. Apparently the bottom of my Chuck Taylor poses more of a threat than a steady stream of urnie pouring out a homeless weiner. LAME!