This movie looks amazing!

I will be seeing this.
High.

Kitty Cocaine

I have been obsessed with the term "blowcaine" for some time. And now that I am on the radio I can spread that obsession to a new generation of idiots like me.

I received this email from a girl named Tracy with the following note "my cat, Chung King loves blowcaine." And the attached pictures. And I'm going to imagine what this cat is thinking as she decides to ride the white pony. By the way, I know pictures of a cat doing blow are hilarious but let's not let the racist name of "Chung King" slip through the cracks. Hilarious.



Should I do this blow Tracy left out or the prescription pills she's addicted to? Meow.



I'll just have a bump. No harm in that. Right? I could use a little weight...meow purr.



Wow. That was fun! Really fun. HA HA HA! Funny totally funny. Oh my god! "America's Next Top Model" is sooo good. I should come up with a website for cats...right...meow. Fuck. Good times. Man I love you - oh that's a mirror. HA HA HA! MEOW! HA! What the fuck. Ok one more bump. Shit this is good. WHY THE FUCK DOES TRACY BUY WHITE RAIN?



LISTENTOMEIJUSTSHITMYPANTS!FUCKINGMEOW.