Jax on Air! Jax Live on Stage!

Hi all!

So I am going to be back on the airwaves this week! I am doing a solo show on WEDNESDAY NOV 8th from midnight - 2 am. Yes Jackie Clarke finally gets her chance to bewilder, annoy and provoke all by her lonesome. Please listen and send me something funny over instant feedback to read! It is my one shot so please tune in!


Jackie Clarke's Two-Hour Radio Hour
It takes longer for girls...
Wednesday, November 8th Midnight - 2am
92.3 FREE FM | WFNY
Listen live online here and send in instant feedbacks here.


Also Death by Roo Roo is OFF this week due to a comedy festival at the UCB Theatre...BUT YOU CAN SEE ME LIVE ONSTAGE ON SUNDAY at Mo Pitkins! In my new show all about OBSESSION!

OBSESSED WITH JULIE AND JACKIE
"Life is nothing if you're not obsessed." -- John Waters
Sunday, November 12th at 7pm
Mo Pitkins
34 AVE A (BTW 2nd and 3rd)
Tickets $6 | 212-777-5660

Julie & Jackie welcome
- ERIC DRYSDALE (The Colbert Report, The Daily Show)
- BARRY MITCHELL (World News Tonight Polka!)
- FRED ARMISEN (Saturday Night Live)

Plus Surprises! Dance! And Learning! And Laughter!


PLEASE ADD US TO YOUR MYSPACE! http://www.myspace.com/obsessednyc!


Love,

Jax!

New Graffiti Posts

Please enjoy these new GRAFFITI BLOG posts...I haven't updated in a while so I posted like 5 new ones.

I have plenty of time since I don't have a MOTHER FUCKING RADIO JOB. Wah. Anywhoo - this gives me plenty of time to set up my next adventure that pays me no money what-so-ever: THE DRUNK DIALING CALL CENTER!

Interested? I thought so. Details to follow.

An effort to drive my sister MAD

A few days ago my sister sent me an email asking for some Halloween costume ideas for her and her boyfriend Ray. She was a little snarky in the email - I forget what she said but she started off insulting me or something. And she also included the fact that Ray needed to be comfy in his costume. So I thought this was a great opportunity to make her nutty. So I provided her with the following list.

Oh I was also high as balls as I had just been fired from my latest radio gig.

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Superman and Lois Lane
Hanz and Franz (I'm gonna PUMP you up)
George Bush and Saddam Hussein
Dad and Pura (my stepmother from hell who sued us)
The Clintons
Ghosts
Robbers
Woody and the cowgirl from New Toys (Toy Story 2)
Alligators
Fat people
Homeless people
McDonalds employees
Jews
Solid Gold dancers
Vampires
Donnie and Marie Osmond
Non-smokers
Corey Lidle and a plane (make sure Ray sees that one - Ray is a HUGE Red Sox fan)
Cats
Salt and Pepper
Salt and Pepa
Kiss
Dr. Phil and Oprah
The Honeymooners
Bonnie and Clyde
X-men
Sorority sisters
Babies

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My sister was not amused!

New Jersey Transit Update

Hey Jersey,

Lay off the Axe body spray. Ugh.

Love,

Jackie

An earnest plea for help!

I really need YOUR HELP!

As many of you know I have been doing radio at 92.3 WFNY in NYC. After a series of test shows throughout the spring and summer, my current show DANNI AND JACKIE is being canceled.

I know this is queer but I LOVE DOING RADIO! And I wanna stay on the air. Where else can I do characters like Retarded Cokehead and the vaguely Eastern European Baseball Detective and talk about the new law that makes it harder to bring a Mail Order Bride to the US?!!

I wanna keep doing radio! But I really need your help.

- The fastest and best thing to do is send a note to CBS MANAGEMENT recommending they keep me on the air. You can email them at this website.

Thanks so so much!

xoxoxo

Jax (And feel free to PASS THIS ON!)

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Also emails need to be semi-eloquent. You can't just write FUCK FREE FM or I LOVE JACKIE. They need to address the show "Danni and Jackie" or me "Jackie Clarke" in some sort of relatively intelligent way :)